Ishod Wair
“I can't remember it being hard, I'm pretty sure it wasn't.”
“I can't remember it being hard, I'm pretty sure it wasn't.”
“I was trying to chill, he wasn't chillin', so I had to chill him.”
“My right testicle was in 2 pieces.”
“If I were to ever get it, it would just be a feather in the cap.”
“No drivers license, no passport, and drunk.”
“As much as I loved hanging out with them, it was detrimental to my social life.”
“My mom made me skate switch.”
“I rode a rhinoceros for another episode.”
“We're just skating on Mark's paintings.”
“If the f***ing PM asks you to go boarding, you just go.”
“If I land this one, debts cleared.”
“Back then, you could get away with bad product.”
“I think the early 2000's were truly the golden years of skateboarding.”
“It's all in the hips.”
“You need another bottle of mustard to throw at that dude?”
“My dad was the ultimate skate dad.”
“We forgive, but we don't forget.”
“Me and Andrew haven't even talked since then.”
“It's not an overcrook, dude.”
“I never did that before.”
“There was a rock that bounced out of my wheel”
“You guys all dressed like you were from Baltimore.”
“I'm not going to end up becoming a farmer in Mexico.”
“Nightmare blunt rotation.”
“Gotta hate with an open mind.”
“You don’t want to humanize the myth.”
“I wasn’t flirting with another girl, while I had a girl.”
“That’s the only way I can tre flip”
“I’m not a filmer”
“I was so addicted to Fortnite.”
“I despise milk.”
“If I didn’t skate, I’d be so fat.”
“They were checking my f***in’ vitals through the fence”
“Everybody is f**king good at skateboarding.”
“I can’t skate with you anymore, I’m sponsored now.”
“I am not trying to steal your riders.”
“I’m with the Jackass crew, I can’t say no.”
“Shoe brands will come and go.”
“I’m down to just be the flow homie.”
“If I don’t come back I better be limping or some s**t.”
“They have to free the riders of the hat.”
“I got fired by Mike Carroll, my hero.”
“My contact’s out, I’m not fighting anymore.”
“What's per diem?”
“I think it’s the same thing why dogs pee on trees.”
“They smoke more weed than air they breathe in.”
“I could have went a lot more illegal.”
“The fact that my friends don't believe in me is crazy.”
“Fish are aliens, we all know that.”
“I was handing out 10 G’s like crazy.”
“We did it.”
“Confessions of a mutant.”
“Stand on Business.”
“Why the f*** does Shane O’Neill follow me?”
“3 years in a row we did 20 million at Zumies.”
“You sure you can shoot this?”
“I got to film a part in a month?”
“He’ll make you believe that turd is a piece of gold.”
“Moana had the best Disney soundtrack.”
“I showed up in zebra skin cowboy boots.”
“I didn’t really know what Girl was.”
“I’m ready to sell out.”
“Maybe I’m everyone’s worst teammate ever.”
“I’d have dog shit grinded in my Gore-Tex pants.”
“We were very on the nitro circus tip some of the time.”
“We were using a jackhammer in a thunderstorm.”
“I can’t sound like the Migos if I’ve never hear em’.”
“If it’s up to me, I’m going to make it happen.”
“All of a sudden I’m getting Coca Cola poured on my head.”
“I would have stayed on that team forever.”
“My mom has always been, like, a skate mom.”
“These MF's always got me doing shit twice”
“I’m sorry if I signed your board and it looks like shit.”
“I went on a New Balance trip and ate a tuna salad .”
“I’m not a big fan of old people.”
“I’ve literally, like, cool guy’d Gonz.”
“They parked their car on my foot.”
“Don’t f***ing call me Ducky.”
“Don't take too big of a bite of the apple.”
“Be thankful for your Lord and Savior Rob Welsh.”
“It was like I turned myself pro.”
“We got one more.”
“I just have a thing for my right leg.”
“People want Larry until he shows up.”
“I’m sorry Woodward, please let me back in.”
“I don’t want to take skateboarding too seriously.”
“The truth hurts, huh?”
“F**k the Dodgers.”
“I will never defend the man bun.”
“An opposite snowbird.”
“28 demos in 29 days.”
“This kid named Jerry Taylor, he stole my bike.”
“With the baggie and everything I tried to swallow it.”
“First 4 years I rode for Zoo I didn’t ride Zoo boards”
“You can sell a nut for $38,000”
“Definitely been eating hella steak these days”
“I didn’t wear shoes till I was like 6.”
“They were pouring Jagermeister on the wound”
“There were some gnarly tricks that were just gone”
“We'd be partying, and I'd be holding his beers.”
“For kids like me, it made it easy to get into the mags”
“I pissed blood last week”
“That’s how you're gonna turn me pro?”
“This is probably my big break”
“Saved Dougie’s life super casual style”
“I think he bought a car from selling product”
“I hate eating at dim restaurants”
“I was 12 years old when I went on my first trip”
“As long as OKC wins the Chip, I don’t give a damn”
“I’ve worn the same thing for 15 years”
“I'm just going to kickflip over it 50 times”
“I want orange top ply”
“I'm not leaving till you give me a hug dog”
“I got that golf bug”
“Beagle, you will never ride away from that”
“I was eating a bowl of cereal while drinking a Coca-Cola”
“I am def guilty of some awful captions”
“We thought he’d pull us over and shoot us all”
“I'm pretty persistent about what I want”
“We’re all looking for this spot on Google Earth”
“I hope I just know when to stop”
“the more I skate I feel younger”
“This is the Bunt man I came here to talk”
“I'm going be the next kid on Zero”
“Yeah.. Pro”
“You ride for Toy Machine now.. Hit this blunt”
“I gotta threaten to skate for Jart for you to put me on”
“We had to honor the fish and eat it”
“I don’t keep up with anything”
“We have to walk this off, there’s no hotline we can call”
“I don’t want to be asked questions about another dude”
“He tattooed his name on this guys arm”
“Honestly, I feel like you guys sold out”
“If you drunk, you milky”
“No dad, I want to watch him die”
“There’s some clips from my childhood that I’m bummed man”
“This Covid shit is really f***in’ up my Paul Machnauing”
“okay, I’m gonna get shot right now”
“In my 30’s, I actually got better”
“I told you, it’s a free for all over here”
“I was gonna quit to buy the boards”
“I’ll jump down any handrail you got”
“Don’t be f***in around with a man’s sugar”
“If I’m going to get catfished then I slightly have to dip”
“I don’t give a fuck how much I’m getting paid, I quit.”
“I hit the quarter pipe to fuck him up”
“I remember throwing the stereo system in the fireplace”
“It was bad how fun it was”
“We had to beg them to let us put the video out”
“I was trynna have more money to go to the pub”
“Maybe I kept it too real”
“Sometimes the mojo gets running”
“Let’s get my name off a board”
“Bobby DeScheisse”
“There wasn't good sleeps, but there was good times”
“A good editor will save your ass”
“I eat a jar of Nutella at night”
“Fuck Christmas”
“Did I not lay the pipe right?”
“I've never done a flip out trick in my career”
“I didn’t need to land a trick for it to make the video”
“I understood my position as a pro skater”
“I ain't throwin' no hands”
“Spanky”
“They just assume I’m the landscape guy”
“I'm basically Canadian”
“When you gotta go, you gotta go”
“I elbow dropped him in his sleep”
“It's a job, for sure”
“I felt pretty unstoppable”
“I don't know how much longer I got”
“I've definitely hung up the mic”
“What do people like anymore”
“Whatever, I'm a dick I guess”
“Regrets are healthy”
“You can skate without your dad?”
“You have to take the rat for all these guys”
“I set Diego on fire with a roman candle”
“If I show up on set, I'm dying”
“Mom! Brad doesn't like your f*****g cake!”
“It came and went so quick”
“I didn't get kicked off, they asked me to leave”
“I decided it was a good idea to pee inside the guitar”
“Soundcloud rapper, that's my plan”
“I like to be naked”
“I've never eaten a popsicle”
“I got a HJ on the bench at the skatepark”
“Everyone before they get a lot of money is the sickest”
“Chris Cole saw you there, said you weren't that good”
“First convo I've ever had with him was me getting cut”
“What's that dude, Jamie umm, that Zero dude?”
“We wake up, we like who shit in the sink?”
“They hollered”
“Don't let them distribution deals hold you down”
“I've definitely seen his balls more than my own”
“I didn't know if I was ever gonna skate again”
“Sinner”
“I was like fuck it, I'm outta here”
“If you did it, you did it”
“We don't see you turning pro”
“Nuge goes”
“I focused a kid's board cause he was in the way”
“I'm not embracing change”
“[Strickland] was just like”
“Sinner extended it way too far b, arf”
“There's only one street surfer in Canada”
“Had a [hat] ad without wearing a hat”
“I was Kanye then, and y'all were Mike Myers”
“Flow trash, then Am trash. Now I'm Pro trash”
“Rick [Howard] handed me a box of tissues”
“I think we're check caliber”
“They duct taped me and threw me in the backyard”
“Handcuffed to two guys, one of them is taking a shit”
“I'm not a cool guy”
“I had my 15th birthday when I was locked up”
“I was never fucking straight edge dude”
“It's like 50% of it, 100%”
“He'd come home with large women and have me beebee gun them”
“Fuck the Birdman”
“He smacked me with a pink dildo”
“Big Rig and the Chunk”
“I thought I was gonna be the first to sugarcane a rail”
“We're not playing vert skate, okay?”
“I take five minute pisses”
“ROASTED”
“If I wasn't skating, I'd probably be dead”
“I'm trying to become a professional fisherman”
“I should be dead”
“Khloe Kardashian actually gave me a ride to court”
“I tricked myself out of skating”
“I was supposed to not have any voice”
“People think skateboarding owes them”
“I do think I can switch tre Wallenberg”
“If he's arrested, I'm arrested”
“I Used To Drink Heaps Of Whiskey”
“No more fresh dudes, we need hesh type dudes.”
“Clint is the Captain Kook of their team.”
“He's kinda like Nyjah's little shit bag friend”
“[Alien] it seemed like a lost cause to me”
“By splitting with Flip, everything else followed”
“Actually it was PCP, not crack”
“I never bunt”
“I wanted to be different, going to do everything nollie”
“I didn't start my own company and turn myself pro”
“$630 plane ticket, still worth it, I'm going!”
“I think I got sponsored too young”
“I was riding for John Deer for a bit”
“I'm gonna ride Anti-Hero boards for the rest of my life”
“If we going up against you guys, I'd holla at TK”
“I was like how do you feel about starting a shoe company”
“Flew first class, f***ed up hella shrimp”
“Had to pull my own welcome part, crushing my dream”
“Carroll went for it, literally tore himself a new a**hole”
“I'm a skater, you run when the cops come”
“I don't envy kids trying to come up these days”
“I got chewed up for doing a no comply”
“I consider myself the 50 Cent of skateboarding”
“He rubs this frog on me, by the end, yes it's dead”
“[Antwuan Dixon] Came through in the f***ing clutch”
“What Happened with Expedition”